Once stuck in a desert, the deserted deserter hungered for something to eat and proceeded to the sand which is there...
I made a sandwich for Luiza the other day. It was simple and to the point. It was a sandwich. Here's the recipe...
1 badly cut tomato (uneven extremely thick slices)
a cube of cheese 3cm x 3cm x 3cm
too much butter
two pre-cut pieces of bread
mangled slices of cucumber
put the first three items on the bread, in that order. The cucumber has to be forgotten and added in later. Present to the wife. Observe the surprise, the irritation, the exasperation and love on her face. To the question 'where's the cucumber?' act surprised and add it in.
Here's another
a lot of marmite
butter
cheese
tomato
some slices of old chicken
pieces of pre-cut bread as required
Eat in any order. After all it's a creative sandwich...
Any others?...
I made a sandwich for Luiza the other day. It was simple and to the point. It was a sandwich. Here's the recipe...
1 badly cut tomato (uneven extremely thick slices)
a cube of cheese 3cm x 3cm x 3cm
too much butter
two pre-cut pieces of bread
mangled slices of cucumber
put the first three items on the bread, in that order. The cucumber has to be forgotten and added in later. Present to the wife. Observe the surprise, the irritation, the exasperation and love on her face. To the question 'where's the cucumber?' act surprised and add it in.
Here's another
a lot of marmite
butter
cheese
tomato
some slices of old chicken
pieces of pre-cut bread as required
Eat in any order. After all it's a creative sandwich...
Any others?...
3 comment(s) to... “Creative Sandwiches”
3 thinks:
Since I am single (also, bachelor), I opt for the other easy to execute the same sandwich.
1. Walk to Nilgiris/Empire.
2. Purchase Sandwich.
3. Leave it in deep freeze.
4. If not consumed immediately, feed it to unwanted guest.
Which reminds me, way back in 1930, a French Matress company produced a batch of really hard matresses. Needless to add, they went unsold. They changed the ad-campaign and added the line, "Matresses for unwanted guests"
They sold like hot-cakes!
2 more recipes, actually.
Take the first two recipes from your blog
Add some freshly ground pepper
Eat
Enzoy.
wokay! but is it technically a sandwich then?
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